“ Corporations have no consciences, no beliefs, no feelings, no thoughts, no desires… they are not themselves members of “We the People” by whom and for whom our Constitution was established.
— Justice John Paul Stevens,
Citizens United dissent
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posted : Saturday, February 6th, 2010

posted : Wednesday, January 27th, 2010

Jersey Shore edition of GPOYW…

Jersey Shore edition of GPOYW…

posted : Wednesday, January 27th, 2010

posted : Thursday, January 21st, 2010

posted : Thursday, January 21st, 2010

Look, everyone! It’s a potent visual metaphor of the last American decade… (her nipple ring represents pop culture.)

Look, everyone! It’s a potent visual metaphor of the last American decade… (her nipple ring represents pop culture.)

posted : Wednesday, January 13th, 2010

This is Pat Robertson claiming the Haitian earthquake resulted from a pact with the devil.

How is it possible we live in a world where a man like this gets air time?

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posted : Wednesday, January 13th, 2010

posted : Thursday, December 24th, 2009

I promise, you will cry.

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posted : Sunday, December 20th, 2009

Watching Rambo III...

…it’s the one where Rambo sneaks in to Afghanistan to help Jihadist insurgents defeat an evil occupying army. The entire movie has become a black hole of irony.

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posted : Monday, December 7th, 2009

posted : Monday, December 7th, 2009

Black Friday Haiku


American life
of quiet desperation;
death by soccer mom.


Wal-Mart says:
Save money. Live better.
Die trying.


This Friday only!
Unbeatable prices on
Trample-Me Elmo.

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posted : Friday, November 27th, 2009

posted : Saturday, November 21st, 2009

Fact: macs vomit rainbows.

Fact: macs vomit rainbows.

posted : Thursday, November 19th, 2009

“ You are eight times more likely to be killed by a police officer than by a terrorist attack.
— National Safety Council
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posted : Thursday, November 19th, 2009