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Miss Piggy vs Peaches ~
Miss Piggy belting out “Fuck The Pain Away” is great… but...
Dec 2nd
“You know the Xanax is kicking in when you open the freezer,...”
— me, just now
— me, just now
Dec 2nd
The atomic rainbow mushroom cloud of gayness… the...
Dec 2nd
“You think your pain and your heartbreak are unprecedented in the history of the world, but then you...
Dec 1st
The Long Torturous Death of Zima
Dec 1st
I am about to go downstairs, pull the Honey Baked Ham® out...
Nov 29th
Black Friday Haiku
American life of quiet desperation; death by soccer mom. Wal-Mart says: Save money. Live better....
Nov 28th
War on drugs failed, report says...
Nov 28th
Nov 28th
Nov 28th
A classic anxiety dream for writers…
Nov 28th
“Loneliness does not come from having no people about one,...”
— Carl Jung (probably while...
— Carl Jung (probably while...
Nov 28th
Nov 28th
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A Charlie Brown Kwanza ~
“…of all the muthafuckers on earth, you da...
Nov 27th
Nov 27th
“Look, I baked pie!” edition of GPOYW
Nov 26th
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An overflowing bucket of epic genius all the way down to Larry’s mysterious red panties.
One...
Nov 25th
Nov 25th
Nov 25th
“It’s all fun and games until someone loses a third...”
— me, sucking at yoga
— me, sucking at yoga
Nov 25th
There is a secret trampoline hidden up a trail in Runyon...
Nov 23rd
Troubadour Fisticuffs
A fight between Ryan Adams and Brandon Flowers would be a flurry of limp-wristed slapping that ends...
Nov 23rd
“What should young people do with their lives today? Many...”
— Kurt Vonnegut
— Kurt Vonnegut
Nov 23rd
The way I remember it.
Nov 23rd
Much closer to reality.
Nov 23rd
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Rainbow Connection, Kermit the Frog ~
It ain’t easy bein’ green…
Nov 20th
Nov 20th
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Nov 20th
Obey edition of GPOYW
Nov 20th
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The 1983 HBO “Starship” intro rocked my world when I was a little kid. It’s one of...
Nov 20th
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This damn gorilla has haunted me all year…
Nov 19th
The Genesis Rock, because Genesis rocks.
Nov 19th
Nov 19th
Nov 19th
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You, Me, and the Bourgeoisie, The Submarines ~
I’m convinced that Apple invented some...
Nov 19th
Nov 19th
Nov 19th
Porn Star Garage Sale
This should either be a band name, or the reason I drive to the Valley on a Saturday morning.
Nov 16th
“After studying Latin for seven years, every time I read the...”
— me, just now
— me, just now
Nov 16th
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Live at the MTV Europe Awards ~
My last Killers concert was a religious experience. This just gave...
Nov 16th
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Los Angeles Is Burning, Bad Religion ~
No, really… Los Angeles is burning.
Nov 16th
I am a tumblr junkie, but my drug of...
I follow far too many people, and like street-corner dope that’s been stepped on with baby...
Nov 15th
I just passed a group of black men on the corner of Santa...
Nov 15th
A robot that hand-writes the Bible. Yet another black hole...
Nov 15th
What we all look like on the inside.
Nov 14th
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The Blankest Year, Nada Surf ~
Try listening to this song without belting the phrase “Fuck...
Nov 14th
Human Barbie Dolls
The art of Alex Sandwell Kliszynski
Nov 14th
The world’s first digital camera. Invented in by Kodak...
Nov 14th
Oh yes, it will be mine.
Nov 13th
I hate this ad campaign with the white-hot passion of a...
Nov 13th
Fuck summer edition of GPOYW.
Nov 13th
Nov 13th
I desperately need a haircut…
Nov 13th
Sean’s collages are amazing…
Nov 12th
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Common People, William Shatner ~
I want to shoot an Elvis-Comeback-Meets-Star-Trek style video with...
Nov 12th
It's 11:11 on 11/11... so what did you...
Nov 12th
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Spank Talk, “Sweet Talk” ~
An unofficial music video edited with ninja-like skill from public...
Nov 12th
Havin’ some t-shirts made…
Nov 12th
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This video used to freak me out as a little kid… those damn Reagan-era puppets gave me actual...
Nov 11th
Nov 11th
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Everything Is Alright, Four Tet ~
This is the song your neurons hum to themselves while you create...
Nov 11th
Original Gangster
Nov 11th
New Secret Service Codenames:
Barack… Renegade Michelle… Renaissance Malia… Radiance Sasha… Rosebud Of...
Nov 11th
Nov 10th
The Mormons are so fucked...
A side of me secretly rejoiced when Prop 8 passed, not because I am anti-gay or pro-marriage (I am...
Nov 10th
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1950’s anti-porn propaganda… funny, creepy, and sad all at the same time.
Nov 9th
Two things I have never done...
1. I have never eaten a Big Mac. 2. I have never used the acronym “LOL”. Never, not...
Nov 7th
Nov 7th
I love this map.
Counties that voted more Republican in...
Nov 7th
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I’ve got a fever, and the only prescription… is more cowbell!
Nov 6th
“You know who I feel sorry for…? Levi Johnston. That...”
— me, just now.
— me, just now.
Nov 6th
“Cotton Candy is a fine confectionary treat, and worth...
Nov 6th
Dear United States Supreme Court,
It has come to my attention that California amended its constitution to ban marriage for same-sex...
Nov 5th
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I Believe, Stevie Wonder ~
A few months back, this was my pick for Obama’s balloon drop...
Nov 5th
Nov 5th
Rockin’ my vote…
Nov 5th
I made my own sign this morning.
Nov 4th
Nov 4th
Since you asked, here's how and why I'm...
NO on 1A - High-Speed Train Bond Act A train linking LA to San Francisco? No thanks. Especially...
Nov 3rd
Nov 3rd
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Nov 2nd
I'm an Asshole: Reason #817
On this pre-election Sunday, there will be untold millions of churchgoing red-staters all across...
Nov 2nd