blurred vision in a time of blindness

2009

December 4
November 7
October 9
September 12
August 22
July 32
June 70
May 129
April 60
March 68
February 59
January 73

2008

December 26
November 79
October 125
September 71
August 145
July 30
June
May
April
March
February
January
Sarah Palin reminds me of my college girlfriend who wanted...
Sep 1st
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Henry Rollins speaks truth…
Sep 1st
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Sep 1st
Sep 1st
Aug 31st

A little perspective:

· Sarah Palin has been the Governor of Alaska for about 23 months. · John McCain is older than the...
Aug 30th
I knew it…!!!
Aug 30th
Top 5 Gadgets That Could Get You Arrested #1… The...
Aug 30th
Listen Listen
Lazy Eye, Silversun Pickups ~ Making a good mood better…
Aug 30th
Yeah, this is exactly how I feel today…!
Aug 30th
Aug 30th
Listen Listen
Where Is My Mind, Nada Surf ~ The musical equivalent of Jason Reitman directing a remake of Fight...
Aug 30th
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I always wished I’d made this video… it reminds me of the best parts of Tennessee.
Aug 29th
Aug 29th

Where have all the good girls gone...?

Where have all the good girls gone…? Dainty, sweet, and innocent… like some long lost...
Aug 28th
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Hitchens says what I’m thinking…
Aug 28th
Aug 28th
“In the future, everyone will be anonymous for 15 minutes.”
— The Bizarro-Warhol: Banksy
Aug 28th
Aug 28th

Film School Advice:

Holly: My Tuesday class was kinda ghetto.
David: Which one is it?
Holly: Introduction to Broadcasting
David: Oh, no wonder.
Holly: Should I not be taking it?
David: No. It's useless. It's the film school equivalent of wood shop.
Aug 28th
via: taylorlong
Aug 27th
Wednesday. Portrait. Self. Gratuitous.
Aug 27th
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To Build A Home, The Cinematic Orchestra ~ This is how I want to feel about a woman.
Aug 27th
Hot Chicks With Douchebags: In honor of the Jersey meatballs...
Aug 26th
Sexy People: You’ll spend the rest of the day on this...
Aug 26th
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Aug 26th
Aug 26th
“I distrust those people who know so well what God wants them...”
— Susan B. Anthony
Aug 25th

Roosevelt Pool

David: Wow. You two look rode hard and put away wet.
Holly: Thanks.
Marissa: What does that mean?
David: Uh, did you ever ride horses?
Marissa: Yeah. I had my first orgasm on a horse.
Holly: What was his name?
Marissa: Who? The horse?
Aug 23rd
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Stanhope of the Week…
Aug 22nd
The Krispy Kreme Bacon Cheeseburger Serve with a little au...
Aug 22nd
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Girls Just Wanna Have Fun ~ Greg Laswell He brings a whole new meaning to the song.
Aug 22nd
Bitch better have my money…
Aug 21st
Aug 21st
xkcd
Aug 21st
Why, oh why does this speak to me?
Aug 21st
“Addiction, Advertising, Amazement, Arouse, Assassination”
— five words invented...
Aug 21st
Aug 21st
My first gratuitous self-portrait Wednesday…!
Aug 21st
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Everywhere, Vampire Weekend ~ What a damn happy Fleetwood Mac cover!
Aug 21st
Aug 20th
“Blogging is like masturbating into a mirror while you...”
— Lewis Black
Aug 20th
Aug 20th
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Black & Gold, Sam Sparro ~ The super-gay white guy that sounds like a super-smooth black guy.
Aug 20th

Dear Americans United For Life:

May your daughters become pregnant outside of wedlock and beg you for an abortion. May your sons...
Aug 20th
Aug 19th
Aug 19th
“A man is a success if he gets up in the morning and gets to...”
— Bob Dylan
Aug 19th
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Hey Ya, Obadiah Parker ~ In a continuing theme of covers that are better than the original.
Aug 19th
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This is clever… and a bit eerie.
Aug 18th

8:27 AM »

David: Hi.
Holly: Huh?
David: Hi...!
Holly: I'm not high.
David: No, I mean "hello."
Holly: Oh, right.
Aug 18th
Just turned 31…
Aug 17th
This image breaks my heart. Paul has gone home from the...
Aug 17th
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Truth in World of Commercial Production ~ This is a frighteningly accurate depiction of what I do...
Aug 16th
Aug 16th
Aug 16th
The view from Malibu last night…
Aug 15th
The Science of Beer Goggles
Aug 15th
Aug 15th
Days With My Father
Aug 15th
“I feel sorry for people who don’t drink. They wake up in the...”
— Dean Martin
Aug 15th
applesauce
Aug 15th
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No Sugar Tonight, The Guess Who ~ The sound of old-school, unshaven 1970s hairy bush…
Aug 15th
The pink frosted rainbow cupcake of gayness.
Aug 14th
Aug 14th
Listen Listen
Happy Alone, Earlimart ~ This sounds exactly how it feels to date a girl from Silverlake.
Aug 14th
As long as we’re giving out Olympic medals, might I...
Aug 14th
Periodic Chart Rings ~ How clever. I’ve always...
Aug 14th
“When storytelling in a culture goes bad the result is...”
— Aristotle (presumably on the...
Aug 14th
Aug 14th
No science credit for that creationist crap...
Aug 13th
Frumputante (frump-yoo-tahnt) noun - a woman who exerts...
Aug 13th
xkcd
Aug 13th
Listen Listen
I Believe (When I Fall In love It Will Be Forever), Stevie Wonder ~ This should be Obama’s...
Aug 13th
I should know better, but this is clever.
Aug 13th
Listen Listen
Snow (Hey Oh), Red Hot Chili Peppers ~ On remembrance of summers past…
Aug 13th
Dan Wheeler
Aug 12th

Mamihlapinatapai »

A simple, beautiful word spoken in the native tongue of Tierra del Fuego. ...
Aug 12th
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Aug 12th
Almost home…
Aug 12th
“Their smile was the calm smile of perfect innocence or of...”
— Victor Hugo, on actresses
Aug 12th
They don’t fly ‘em like they used to…
Aug 12th
Instant Chocolate Cake
Aug 12th
Six Reasons why Katy Perry’s ‘I Kissed a Girl’ is NOT the...
Aug 12th
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Wonderwall, Ryan Adams ~ I consider the Oasis version to be the cover.
Aug 11th
Beach Volleyball Strategery
Aug 10th
“the television is recording you while you are sleeping.”
— luminol*
Aug 10th
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Maps, Yeah Yeah Yeahs ~ My god, has it really been half a decade?
Aug 7th

Elusive Black Hole of Irony »

I have long since suspected it was possible, that the potential existed for an ironic singularity...
Aug 7th

You™ »

If you are one of the monumental douchebags who adds a ™ or a ® symbol after your own name as some...
Aug 6th
Not a scent FOR the vagina. A scent OF the vagina. There is...
Aug 6th
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It may seem like Los Angeles is a foreign country, but this shit confirms that it’s more like...
Aug 6th
“If women had any idea of how we really looked at them, they...”
— Larry Miller
Aug 6th
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Busey on Business Painfully funny…
Aug 6th

A Polaroid Eulogy...

Polaroid recently announced that it would cease production of all instant film. Over the next few...
Aug 6th
The emperor… boots, but no clothes.
Aug 6th
“Justice needs lawyers like true love needs a pimp.”
— Travis T. Hipp
Aug 6th
Big brother defeated by little sister…
Aug 5th
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Why I Miss Tennessee, Reason #12 Slow smoked, pulled pork BBQ.
Aug 5th
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Why I Left Tennessee, Reason #437: Heartfelt, ignorant college football rivalries.
Aug 5th
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Mercy, Duffy ~ Mixing the smolder of Amy Winehouse with the sparkle of Kylie Minogue.
Aug 5th

TruckNutz »

I have a truck and an upcoming birthday. If one of you has the balls to get me a set of...
Aug 5th
Aug 5th
xkcd
Aug 5th
“I wonder who narrated Morgan Freeman’s thoughts as his...”
— InsoOutso
Aug 5th
Best deal in Vegas…
Aug 5th
“Eh? No… not recycling, ignoring anything...”
— me not signing your hippie...
Aug 3rd
Our four Shepard Fairey serigraphs are finally hanging at...
Aug 3rd
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I Turn My Camera On, Spoon ~ This song plays in my head when I know I look good.
Aug 3rd
Aug 3rd
Naked Fun Music Video
Aug 3rd
“i got kicked out of barnes and noble once for moving all the...”
Aug 3rd
The Hubble Ultra Deep Field Embrace your insignificance
Aug 3rd
“When sharing music becomes foreplay, you know you have...”
— missbrightside
Aug 3rd
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Aug 3rd
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Fucking hilarious…
Aug 3rd
“If you want to tell people the truth, make them laugh,...”
— Oscar Wilde
Aug 3rd
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Gnarls Barkley’s latest video ~ Terrible casting, but all is forgiven due to the otherwise...
Aug 3rd
“Go ahead and gamble and lie. A person who will not tell you...”
— Yamamoto Jin’emon,...
Aug 3rd
In a stunning display of shallow tackiness, three...
Aug 3rd
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Dancing in the Moonlight, King Harvest ~ This song has the power to turn gay men straight, turn...
Aug 2nd
xkcd
Aug 2nd
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Steve Carell and Stephen Colbert in “Waiters Who are Nauseated by food”, from The Dana Carvey Show...
Aug 1st
Yes, what would Justin Timberlake do…?
Aug 1st