Mar 4th
“A man’s ethical behavior should be based effectually on...”
— Albert Einstein
— Albert Einstein
Mar 3rd
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Sæglópur, Sigur Rós ~
Visual and musical poetry, perfectly aligned… a whole greater than the...
Mar 3rd
“Why does the sight of confused, crying Republicans make me...”
— Me, watching Right America:...
— Me, watching Right America:...
Mar 3rd
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Banned VW Commercial ~
Brilliant, subversive, and too funny to be offensive. Damn, I wish I’d...
Mar 1st
The unabomber’s cabin in FBI storage…
Mar 1st
Feb 28th
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The Unseen Bill Hicks Stand-Up Act ~
The legendary set that was never aired. 15 years later, and...
Feb 28th
Painful truth...
What's worse than being too drunk to fuck...?Being too hungover to masturbate...
Feb 28th
Feb 28th
Santa Monica Ice Tea
~ 1 part VeeV Açaí Spirit ~ 1 part lemonade ~ 1 part ice tea Shake and strain over ice with basil...
Feb 28th
Pick Two »
We’ve all heard the old production adage “good, fast, or cheap… pick two.”...
Feb 27th
Taco Shop
Holly: Can I get a side of chips and guacamole too, please?Cashier: Do you want a side of chips and guacamole, or a side of chips and a side of guacamole?
Holly: Are you fucking with me?
Feb 27th
“I’m perfect… but nobody in this shithole gets me...”
— The Fabulous Stains
— The Fabulous Stains
Feb 26th
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Feb 26th
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We’ve come a long way, Punky…
Feb 25th
This would make my life so much easier… (…not...
Feb 25th
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Smells Like Teen Spirit, Patti Smith ~
This one goes out to Tara, who I last hung out with in...
Feb 25th
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At a minute forty through two forty-five, I stop whatever I’m doing and dance a little…
Feb 25th
Rockstar Energy Drink: The Truth
Feb 24th
Feb 23rd
Feb 23rd
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I love that the guy is Mormon. This ranks up there with “Naggers” and “Up the...
Feb 22nd
“It’s like having two cocks… if one of your cocks could kill...”
— Superbad
— Superbad
Feb 22nd
Feb 22nd
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Tiny Dancer Live, Ben Folds ~
The true test of a professional… if you can sing Tiny Dancer...
Feb 22nd
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The Meth Minute: For Kids!
Feb 22nd
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Loud Pipes, Ratatat ~
My theme music for when I’m walkin’ down the street feelin’...
Feb 21st
Feb 18th
Feb 18th
Can I get a large black coffee?
Barista: Do you mean a venti?Danny: No, I mean a large.
Barista: Venti is large.
Danny: No, venti is twenty. Large is large. In fact, tall is large and grande is Spanish for large. Venti is the only one that doesn't mean large. It's also the only one that's Italian. Congratulations, you're stupid in three languages.
Barista: A venti is a large coffee.
Danny: Really? Says who? Fellini? Do you accept lira or is it all euros now?
Feb 18th
Feb 18th
Want!
Feb 15th
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Feb 14th
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I Keep Forgettin’, Michael McDonald ~
This song has been quietly advancing race relations for...
Feb 14th
That’s right people… my power animal is a...
Feb 14th
Feb 14th
Feb 13th
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Damn. They did it again.
Feb 9th
Feb 9th
Well… this just pulled up to the studio.
Feb 8th
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Just Dance, Lady GaGa ~
This is my guiltiest of guilty pleasures… but hey, it’s Friday...
Feb 7th
WHERE BE ALL DA ZEROES, YO…?
Feb 7th
We’ve all seen this yearbook pic in a million banner...
Feb 7th
The view from the Hollywood Hills of the LA skyline at...
Feb 7th
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Clever, clever, ad…
Feb 7th
Me… today… watch the fuck out.
Feb 6th
Jerry just sent this pic from an arcade in Qingdao,...
Feb 6th
A young Ruth Bader Ginsburg… what a badass. Pick well,...
Feb 6th
“The art of life lies in taking pleasures as they pass, and...”
— Aristippus
— Aristippus
Feb 5th
Feb 5th
An old friend just got back to LA...
…and frantically texted me the following message: “What the fuck happened to...
Feb 5th
Feb 5th
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For the Widows In Paradise, for the Fatherless In Ypsilanti, Sufjan Stevens ~
This may be the...
Feb 5th
Feb 4th
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Where Is My Mind?, Pixies ~
Great question…
Feb 4th
Did someone say Vegas…?
Feb 4th