posted : Thursday, December 24th, 2009

I promise, you will cry.

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posted : Sunday, December 20th, 2009

Watching Rambo III...

…it’s the one where Rambo sneaks in to Afghanistan to help Jihadist insurgents defeat an evil occupying army. The entire movie has become a black hole of irony.

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posted : Monday, December 7th, 2009

posted : Monday, December 7th, 2009

Black Friday Haiku


American life
of quiet desperation;
death by soccer mom.


Wal-Mart says:
Save money. Live better.
Die trying.


This Friday only!
Unbeatable prices on
Trample-Me Elmo.

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posted : Friday, November 27th, 2009

posted : Saturday, November 21st, 2009

Fact: macs vomit rainbows.

Fact: macs vomit rainbows.

posted : Thursday, November 19th, 2009

“ You are eight times more likely to be killed by a police officer than by a terrorist attack.
— National Safety Council
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posted : Thursday, November 19th, 2009

posted : Sunday, November 15th, 2009

Good stuff… like watching the last two seasons of The West Wing on fast forward.

Good stuff… like watching the last two seasons of The West Wing on fast forward.

posted : Wednesday, November 4th, 2009

“ You can safely assume you’ve created God in your own image when it turns out he hates all the same people you do.
— Ann Lamott
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posted : Wednesday, November 4th, 2009

Where in this damned city can a man by stylish clothes that weren't cut to fit a twelve year old girl?

Are anorexic Asian boys the only ones who buy from designer labels and sell to vintage shops?

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posted : Wednesday, October 28th, 2009

posted : Tuesday, October 27th, 2009

“ Act with kindness, but do not expect gratitude
— Confucius
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posted : Tuesday, October 27th, 2009

posted : Tuesday, October 20th, 2009

reblogged from : FRANGRY