MODERATOR: Governor Palin, since you clearly get uncomfortable when you don’t have a scripted answer for a given question, perhaps you’d like to take a moment to act like a condescending kindergarten teacher on nitrous oxide and treat the American people like a classroom full of rowdy 8-year-olds that won’t eat their vegetables.
PALIN: Ah, bless your heart! Y’know, doggone it, you’re darn right. And I’ll betcha, it’s the ol’ scamps there givin’ a straight-up shout-out to the whoop-de-diddly skidoo, *wink*, gosh darn it, what the heck, Main Street moms and hootenannies, and don’cha know it folks, if elephants could fly, you could make a fortune sellin’ steel umbrellas!
MODERATOR: Thank you, Governor.
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