2nd Round TKO by Mark Alums…!

2nd Round TKO by Mark Alums…!

posted : Friday, May 22nd, 2009

posted : Tuesday, May 19th, 2009

Hitchens just plain nails it when it comes to religion and morality.

Check out Part II, religion vs. science.

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posted : Tuesday, May 19th, 2009

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Girls Just Wanna Have Fun, Greg Laswell ~

Greg brings a whole new meaning to this song… trust me, it’s beautiful.

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posted : Wednesday, May 13th, 2009

posted : Wednesday, May 13th, 2009

posted : Tuesday, May 12th, 2009

I'm an Asshole: Reason #437

Sometimes stereotypes are spot-on accurate.

Black people talk to the movie screen. Homeless people smell. Crazy people have imaginary friends.

You can imagine my disappointment then, when a crazy homeless black dude plopped down in my row when I went to a Star Trek matinee.

Sure enough, the poor bastard spent half the time talking to Spock and Kirk, and the other half chatting with the invisible Trekkie sitting next to him.

He stank the whole time.

I’m gonna have to go see Star Trek again when it’s not a psych-ward version of Mystery Science Theater 3000.

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posted : Monday, May 11th, 2009

posted : Friday, May 8th, 2009

1. Invent time machine
2. Travel back to 1950’s Harlem
3. Book Daft Punk into the Savoy Ballroom

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posted : Friday, May 8th, 2009

Five years. I made it.

I’m not a cancer patient anymore.

An hour ago, my doctor shook my hand and congratulated me.

No more needles, no more scans, no more waiting for test results. 

I’m going out tonight and getting incredibly fucked up. It’s either that or sit home and bawl my eyes out… catharsis is better with bottle service, I think.

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posted : Friday, May 8th, 2009

To Build a Home, The Cinematic Orchestra ~

This song recreates the emotional state of being in love like a roller coaster recreates the physical state of jumping off a bridge…

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posted : Wednesday, May 6th, 2009

posted : Wednesday, May 6th, 2009

My neighbor's traditional family recipe must involve boiling raw sewage in curried vinegar...

I doubt even the military has a weapons-grade can of air-freshener concentrated enough to compete with the cooking smells that are oozing like thick spicy death through the walls of my apartment.

We’re probably going to need a building-wide dog count just to be on the safe side.

I can actually taste my property value dropping.

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posted : Wednesday, May 6th, 2009

Champagne brunch edition of GPOYW…

Champagne brunch edition of GPOYW…

posted : Wednesday, May 6th, 2009

“ You ask me, “What is punk?” I kick over a trash can and say, “This is punk.” So you kick over a trash can and ask, “This is punk?” and I say, “No, that’s a trend.
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posted : Saturday, May 2nd, 2009

reblogged from : Ringleader Productions